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grapist rapist

A small white male who rapes grapes
by Your aunt November 15, 2016
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Time Rapist

An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.
Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"

Victim: "Yes"

Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."
by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018
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Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
by rplover1223 April 8, 2009
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Job Rapist

A Job Rapist is a term coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe Bad Internet Crawlers e.g a BOT that does not conform to the normal protocols of automated website crawling. Especially on recruitment based websites that advertise jobs e.g jobboards.

This bad behaviour may include ignoring the Robots.txt file standards that tell BOTS which pages they can and cannot access and over crawling a site to the point of bringing it down.

However the main reason why a BOT would be labelled a Job Rapist is that it steals jobs without the site owners consent. Instead of asking if they can take job adverts from Site A to put on their own site they instead crawl the site without permission stealing the job content AKA Job Raping.

Job Rapists are mainly aggregators who are trying to build up their database of jobs without paying for them.
My jobboard was scraped again today by that awful Job Rapist JobRapido.

If an internet police did exist then the job raping of recruitment sites would be a severe crime alongside email harvesting, spamming and hacking.
by MonkeyMagix October 24, 2011
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Red Rock Rapist

The Red Rock Rapist is an urban legend in the famous hiking canyon of Red Rock,Las Vegas, Nevada. He is known to wait for unsuspecting young female hikers to pass by him before being brutally raped. Some claim he is an incubus who has been dead for hundreds of years waiting to rape the living.
Eren:Haven't you heard of the Red Rock Rapist?
Nikki:No,who is it?
Eren:It is this guy who waits in caves to rape girls.
Nikki:That's not funny!
Eren:Yeah,some think he is an incubus too.He rapes from beyond the grave.
by TheOilerStrikesAgainn March 30, 2011
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Eye Rapist

Someone who will not stop staring at you and is most likely picturing you undressed.
"did you see that yard worker?? He was totally eye raping me!"
by Kelsleazy September 2, 2005
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Touch of a rapist

Someones who's first touch in football is utterly wank!
'Steve you've got a touch of a Rapist'
by Jizz UK May 18, 2006
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