Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

Quitfire

When a manager wants someone to quit but doesn't want to fire them, he gets them to quit by either discussing the negatives of the position with no solution or positives, or he tells them they wont be successful and displays no confidence in their ability to succeed unit they quit.

After Kevin Grissom knocked up his secretary, he wanted to fire her. He knew it was illegal to fire her for that reason, but knew it was necessary. As a solution he explained to her that the negatives of the position far outweighed any positives and that she should think about that. Consequently, she quit, saving KGrissom from the headache of working with her everyday. It was a textbook quitfire right out of management 101.

by Cross town chocolate October 22, 2013

Qwiffendor

Qwiffendor is used as a derogatory word manly used with both genders mostly directed to dick heads

Dick head: your moms gay and your daddy’s lesbian lol
White kid: haha fuck you, you stupid “qwiffendor”

by The racial word maker March 8, 2018

Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quaffle

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

Quief Nugget

A guy usually between the ages of 16-18 from the Willamete Valley area of Oregon whos only excuse for not fucking her girlfriend is because she is to Tom Boyish. Also thought to be the biggest asshole known to man.

Jimmy: Hey dude, are Sarah and Mike having sex yet? They've been dating for 4 months!

Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!

by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010