Quiterally

Another means of saying "quite literally".

He quiterally said, "Boi, I've eaten more salt than you've rice."

by Seminark November 21, 2021

piss quiver

Occurring after a long and satisfying piss, the body quivers uncontrollably for a brief moment.

I had to piss so bad that when I was done I got the piss quivers.

by Tyr3ll41 March 2, 2020

Sphincterial Quiver Test

The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.

In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.

"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/

"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."

by RudeMood August 20, 2023

One in the Quiver

When you have one nut left to bust, like having one arrow in the quiver

Person 1: "Broooo, me and my gf had some rough anal sex! She left me with One in the Quiver!!!!"
Person 2: "That's intense!"
Person 1: "I know! If I had cummed one more time, I would have been done for!"

by Tr1d3nt August 3, 2017

my geekness is a-quivering

The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue

SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

quiter socks

Socks that keep falling down.

I hate these stupid quiter socks!

by Mrs. AwesomeABC123 August 1, 2012

Quierf

A person of immense or indescribable stupidity/idiocy (whichever word you like best)

Synonyms are: William Bellateluz, Gorge W. Bush, and anyone who defies Chuck Norris.

"Man that guy over there is such a quierf! I swear he has no brain!"

by Dude McPhale December 21, 2008