Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

by J Queef September 30, 2020

quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.

"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30

by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.

"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"

by kingkombucha November 19, 2020

quarantine time

where everyone is stuck inside and lets girls flirt w guys on snap. even tho these girls dont have feelings for any of them. they still have the privilege of doing it

girl 1: yk what time it is
girl 2: what?
girl 1: quarantine time ;)
girl 2: haha, how many you got? i got 10
girl 1: i got 20

by bobicka May 4, 2020

Quarantine Neurosis

A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.

Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.

by Dr. Jaw May 6, 2020

Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.

Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot

by OGDankzi September 13, 2020

Quarantine Booty

Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.

“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”

by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020