The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
by negrothehero April 30, 2023
When you have a boner and lay down flat and start to spin on your peepee head and eventually you spin so fast that quantum mechanics break down and spacetime disintegrates.
Bill: "Hey man, I've been doing the quantum headspin alot lately. It sure does hurt!"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"
by jj the large jet plane December 30, 2022
Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.
Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?
No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.
No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.
by Quantosexual December 08, 2018
A pimp that resides in another realm of reality.
A man that has mastered the flow of the universe, living in balance and accordance with his own nature to such a degree that nothing can faze him any longer, especially women.
Can drop panties without lifting a single finger & control the female psyche just by existing in a woman's vicinity.
A man that has mastered the flow of the universe, living in balance and accordance with his own nature to such a degree that nothing can faze him any longer, especially women.
Can drop panties without lifting a single finger & control the female psyche just by existing in a woman's vicinity.
Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there surrounded by women?
Guy 2: Yes, is he rich, famous?
Guy 1: No. They call him the Quantum Rizzicist. He truly is a master of Rizz at an atomic level.
Guy 2: Yes, is he rich, famous?
Guy 1: No. They call him the Quantum Rizzicist. He truly is a master of Rizz at an atomic level.
by TheKid456 May 01, 2023
These two words are used to describe something very desirable (whether it be a food, an object, etc.) that is just out of reach.
by Dayna_Rules October 28, 2009
by Davingi March 28, 2018