queff

when a women farts out of her pussy.

we were 69ing and she queffed right in my mouth

by Ryley February 22, 2005

quaf waffle

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009

Quiff

Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.

A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!

by Smith January 24, 2005

Quaffle

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

Quafish

Someone who acts very gay but is really not

you've been acting very quafish today

by Rud3boi August 9, 2010

queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016

Quadfuckta

A combination of four unfortunate things that happen simultaneously. Inspired by the word trifecta. Can be varied depending on the number of bad things (trifuckta, quinfuckta, etc.)

Quadfuckta 2020: July 4, a full moon, lunar eclipse and Mercury in retrograde all happen on the same day.

by BookishBoxer July 2, 2020