Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.

Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.

by Deaf Drummer June 1, 2010

Quake Syndrome

Noun; A disorder commonly found in video games which causes almost everything in the game to be gray and/or brown.

Friend 1: Dude! I f**king love Gears of War!

Friend 2: It's alright, but it has srs Quake Syndrome.

by jmerridew124 August 18, 2010

Fatma Quake

When a small girl passes gas, creating a large vibrational pressure wave destroying nearby buildings and structures. A gas explosion of this size will usually kill any small animals or birds within a 1-2 kilometer radius. In the event of a Fatma Quake it is highly recommended that you don a gas mask and take shelter in an underground bunker

Japan was nearly destroyed by a Fatma Quake

by adamaniac November 27, 2011

quake

Over-rated doom clone with dumb graphics. Hexen was better. At least it introduced something new to gaming (hub levels) and not poor level design. Seriously, the first two quake games sucked.

Quake III was good though.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

quaking dragon

When you are having anal sex and she clenches around your dick till you cum

That bitch gave me a quaking Dragon and it hurt like hell

by Wet Roost vagina March 22, 2017

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

wake and quake

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".

-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"

by jedimindtricks5 April 10, 2016