spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

python jab

lunging hand forward violently with all fingers together towards a person's genitals

I'm gonna python jab you in the dickhole.

by wildcatluke April 21, 2010

Python

The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!

Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"

by BILL-KAYE February 7, 2004

Python

.357 Magnum caliber revolver formerly manufactured by Colt's Manufacturing

Granny didn't appreciate Lil Sneaky tagging her porch, so she nailed him down with her Python

by Cool Go July 22, 2019

Pythoning

When two people are cuddling and one decides to wrap their legs around their parter’s legs

While Jeff and I were cuddling, he started pythoning my right leg.

by Zackory February 3, 2022

Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

Void Python

When you see/feel a snake circling around you that isn't there. Can be caused by lack of sleep or drug use.
Person A: "What are you looking at?"
Person B: "I think i'm looking at a void python."

Person A: "What are you looking at?"
Person B: "I think i'm looking at a void python."

by Chaos Nigthshade August 21, 2015