hog punching

Traditionally, only the women. It's an ancient martial arts fighting technique that was developed by a lost Amazonian tribe of Boobarian indians. Scholars surmise that this brutal form of combat was initially developed to tenderize the pork they ate but the women of the tribe soon realized that it worked well keeping the men folk of the tribe ... See Morein line. The technique was lost as the tribe died out. In the early 1900's and young female schloar learned through research that she was a decendant of the Boobarian tribe. Her family had moved to Pittsburgh when she was young. Through careful study and practice, she revitalized the "hog" punch techniques. That woman was none other than Sarah's great great great grandmother, Mertle Boos. And the rest as they say is history. The technique has been passed down ever since to many generations of Boos women. Or at least that's how my Uncle Cliff Clavin told the story. :)

Sarah the Boobarian got mad and started hog punching every guy in the room.

by BoopyGato January 11, 2010

donkey punching

when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop

i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it

by slightly_stoopid_paper-mushroom October 4, 2003

Punch Line Killer

Someone who says something stupid at the end of a good joke and ruins it for everyone. Replaces the punch line leaving the joke useless.

That was a going to be a good joke, but reagan the punch line killer ruined it.

by Camcollegenow January 31, 2008

punching game

The punching game is when you and your opponent choose a part of the body, usually the upper arm, and you punch each other in the same spot as hard as you can until one of you quits.

Ben and Jerry played the "punching game". Ben won, because Jerry quit after his arm was deeply bruised and he could no longer take the pain. Ben now has to move up to play against someone else after he heals.

by Alien Illuminati September 15, 2013

punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

punch line

The line you stand in while awaiting a tropical beverage.

I'll get us both pretzels while you go stand in the punch line.

by cryslibs May 11, 2011

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013