when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
Get the awkward punmug. A situation where multiple people diverge from the topic on hand to deliver a barage of puns that distracts from the topics and disorients the topic originator.
Person A: "I read in the news this morning that a blind man was hit yesterday by a car at the intersection in front of our office"
Person B: "I bet he never saw that one coming"
Person C: "I think the driver must have turned a blind eye"
etc..Pun Tsunami
Person B: "I bet he never saw that one coming"
Person C: "I think the driver must have turned a blind eye"
etc..Pun Tsunami
by COJones June 18, 2012
Get the Pun Tsunamimug. v. an abbreviation of the word "pun"ish. it is used primarily to state that a female is punishing a male.
Male 1: dude how was you date with mary
Male 2: The fricker dumped me, for Zeb
Male 1: pun counts dude
Male 2: The fricker dumped me, for Zeb
Male 1: pun counts dude
by shenny July 19, 2004
Get the punmug. A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
by Shit-Cunt July 31, 2016
Get the Cum-Punmug. by boundlesslife April 15, 2010
Get the pun-aliciousmug. When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.
I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.
by cheaptickehtome December 17, 2013
Get the pun warmug. 1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"
dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"
(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
Get the Dad Punmug.