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Summer Puddin’ 

Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.

Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.

Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.

I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.

nut puddin' 

"That alfredo sauce looks like nut puddin'!"
nut puddin' by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

Wooden Puddin' 

Sperm; aka jizz, baby batter, man yogurt
Tina played with my love log until she got her reward; a mouth full o' wooden puddin'.
Wooden Puddin' by Foon J Cracker December 30, 2009

Bananal Puddin 

Bananal Puddin - You insert the banana into your partners ass and then proceed to fuck them and mash it up real nice. Finally add a nice skeet-skeet topping inside and let it mix. Afterwords lay down on your back and receive the puddin in your mouth and enjoy.
I made a good Bananal Puddin' with Kira last night.
Bananal Puddin by Yoyoyoyodawg April 5, 2010

Stanky puddin' 

I sent a scout down (i. e. used a finger) to see if she truly had stanky puddin' or not.
Stanky puddin' by CT Yanker December 4, 2010

Whisking your puddin' 

The act of masturbation by a male.
Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."