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Prophete

A real ass nigga who gets they money up. If u hate a Prophete then u need to get yo life up. If your a Prophete your life is straight. If you ain’t one than whatever you last name is you a bitch.
Prophete is a Name
by Not Jermari November 22, 2021
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Norm The Prophet

Norm The Prophet is one of the best Philly rappers
WOW Norm The Prophet's album is amazing
by WHAT THE WTF DUDE March 19, 2019
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Prophet Pthalem

A 'gifted' artist from the Northern New York area code 212. Best known pieces include the multi-media piece Absolute and the iconographical mosaic piece from The Poetry of Machinery series titled Benign.
This is not an opinion, it's a fact. Prophet Pthalem can and will rise up to the ranks the greats it's only a matter of time.
by PastengStamps January 14, 2011
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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023
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Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
Look a pedophile! He reminds me of the great Prophet Muhammad(piss be upon him).
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
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pop up prophet

People who popped up out of the woodwork in 2023-2024 , who speak about Jesus and end time prophecy
These pop up prophets only use the name of Jesus for fame and/or fortune.
by onelovenation76 May 9, 2024
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The Prophet Yahweh

In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
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