"I can't bring my girlfriend to my friend's house because he believes in propertyism. He just forces her into the kitchen everytime she walks in..."
by Propertyism January 31, 2019
Get the Propertyism mug.This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.
My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"
by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009
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noun
Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!
White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs
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noun
Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!
White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs
by Sweet suzy May 10, 2019
Get the Public property mug.1) Any variety of inclination to transition between one state and another, though it most commonly applies to transgendered people;
2) Any form of real, personal, or intellectual property belonging to a transperson.
2) Any form of real, personal, or intellectual property belonging to a transperson.
1) “Why’d Mark break up with Gina? They
seemed madly in love.”
“Yeah it really sucks, but Mark wants kids, and Gina wasn’t upfront with him about her transitive property .”
2) “Following Bruce Jenner’s transition into Caitlin Jenner, all of her worldly possessions became transitive property.”
seemed madly in love.”
“Yeah it really sucks, but Mark wants kids, and Gina wasn’t upfront with him about her transitive property .”
2) “Following Bruce Jenner’s transition into Caitlin Jenner, all of her worldly possessions became transitive property.”
by The Throbbing Clut of Justice December 20, 2017
Get the Transitive property mug.Absolutely the sorriest movie made to show people how the hood is, this shows why Roc-A-Fella is really good for nothing but its rappers(Jay-Z, Freeway, and Jim Jones)
I don't want to see State Property 2 if it is worse than its counterpart, the original State Property.
by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 28, 2003
Get the State Property mug.The transitive butt property states that: the dumbness of someone's butt is equal to or greater than the dumbness of that person's head.
by lunar April 4, 2003
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