pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Pringule

A Pringule is a member of the Pringulst cult, that worship Pringles. Pringules don’t discriminate against any flavours, but prawn cocktail. They find Pringles radiate good vibes, and are overall pretty chill. Most Pringules devote their life to their cult, it’s not asked, but frowned upon if you do not. Most Pringules also have a very strong sexual attraction to Pringles- many hump them, whilst in the crisp isle.

“Hey Darren, look over there! Someone’s shagging a Pringles can!”

“Yeah, Mark. I know him, he’s a Pringule like me, we’re in the same cult.”

by Hairy Tampon June 2, 2020

prongling

A Sneaky Wank

Yo I had a mad prongling session last night

by thedefinitionguylmao December 28, 2020

cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.

"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"

by ~JV November 27, 2009

Original Pringle Energy

When a persons personality is bland, flavourless (even slightly salty) and boring like an original pringle

Rebecca is so boring! She has original pringle energy

by bandanabitch May 22, 2020

the last pringle

The last of anything that everyone wants.

All but one of the hot cheerleaders already had serious boyfriends. The entire football team agreed that Sarah was the last pringle.

by Holden234 April 10, 2016

Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.

Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.

by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021