A Pringule is a member of the Pringulst cult, that worship Pringles. Pringules don’t discriminate against any flavours, but prawn cocktail. They find Pringles radiate good vibes, and are overall pretty chill. Most Pringules devote their life to their cult, it’s not asked, but frowned upon if you do not. Most Pringules also have a very strong sexual attraction to Pringles- many hump them, whilst in the crisp isle.
“Hey Darren, look over there! Someone’s shagging a Pringles can!”
“Yeah, Mark. I know him, he’s a Pringule like me, we’re in the same cult.”
“Yeah, Mark. I know him, he’s a Pringule like me, we’re in the same cult.”
by Hairy Tampon June 02, 2020