aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

Progress

Slowing down the rate at which one is falling behind.

Boss, I'm making progress on your project. I should have last week's deliverable to you by next month.

by PeteyTheHoser June 12, 2009

progress

A process that miraculously produces a product that appears well done to a fractional minority of people.

"Microsoft really made progress with Office 2007!"

by mnm3808 August 4, 2009

Flo the Progressive Girl

The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.

Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.

by wedidn'tstarttheflamewar3 November 7, 2009

Progression

1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.

2. The act of progressing.

"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."

by Meesch April 18, 2013

progressivism

The rapid erosion of our most vital and important rights.

The destruction of freedom.

Society will collapse on itself and it is because of progressive types.

Look around you dumbfucks.Society is dilapidated and deteriorating rapidly.

It's YOUR fault.

How does that make you feel?

Feel proud?

You're killing us and helping the government take away our basic rights.

by God,I hate you! March 14, 2005

Progression

1. A gradual change or advancement from one state to another.

2. Movement forward or onward

3. A series or succession of related things.

4. A sequence of numbers or terms in which each can be derived from its predecessor using a constant formula.

Progression can be good as well as bad.

by Jafje September 15, 2007