Mouth present

A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.

Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.

by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010

the present

What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.

Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past

by hittaJ March 19, 2017

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.

Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.

by Bragolub April 16, 2009

presence

Anytime China and Canada meet in the same room over some type of material involving war.

It was presence when JT and CT entered the room yo.

by theambasodortou May 18, 2010

presence

BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.

MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE

by COCKMOGUL5000 June 21, 2016

present🎁

Present a conceling box that gives you a urge to open but once you do it is not what you wanted damn presnents to hell.
Present = real life loot boxes

Mom: I got you a present.
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

by Yoyner with lootbox June 26, 2019