The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010
Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!
Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!
by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 8, 2008
Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.
With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.
Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.
Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.
by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018
When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.
Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.
Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.
Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?
(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?
(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
by gdbl3k August 29, 2011
Five guys and one sterile guy all cum in a bucket and ship it off, when they find out who’s child it is, the father wins enough money for 18 years of child support
by I_want_to_die_420 November 19, 2018
a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2014