Precious moment

The act of making a fool of yourslef in public.

Did you just hear that guy, he asked if everyone has ancestors!
Yeah girl that was a precious moment right there.

by CheshireCat78745 December 10, 2010

Precious

basically any fat black (usually also ghetto) woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious".

(Spot a fat black probably ghetto woman and say whoever to your with)
"Hey look, it's Precious!."

by stonerben March 25, 2010

precious

kodak moment

When the show-off kook skater ate cement, trying to pown the pro, it was sooo precious

by DARK-WOLF (the real DW) May 23, 2009

precious

Buffalo Bill's dog in the popular movie, Silence of the Lambs.

Don't you hurt Precious!

by Reverend Chaos January 4, 2004

Precious Dangle

The offspring of an indoor house plant that hangs down out of its pot or basket when watered too much

Damn, those precious dangles are bout to hit the floor.

by Tha Samsonator August 23, 2005

Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

Precious

Great footballer ,awesome friend the girl everyone wants to have.

Precious boy

by Presh269 March 17, 2017