Precum

A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.

“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”

by (Not)tonio February 15, 2021

precuntal fortex

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.

Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.

by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020

precunk

Piss and cum consecutively while being degraded

Josh always precunks from his dom owner.

by Blud1/09 February 29, 2024

precunk

Piss cum during an stressful session

Precunked in her after she almost broke my finger

by Blud1/09 February 29, 2024

Precentaboveand

A term for great excitement, or for censoring a swear word.

Precentaboveand = %^& !!!

by gln&dstn November 29, 2009

Premunging

The act of ingesting the body fluids of living humans to set the mood for a good munging session.

Sicko 1: "Are you ready to leave for the cemetry?"
Sicko 2: "Wait, we are still premunging, Im only on my second colon!"

by TheProfessor2012 April 13, 2011

Preunker

The rare combination of different stereotypes.
Preppy. Punk. And stoner.

Usually dresses punky. Hangs with preppy people. And you know...Is a stoner!

Cassie B. Is such a Preunker!

by xxLetsGetThoughtless. December 26, 2011