A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.
"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"
by Pancakepower November 13, 2011
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attitude of sexual appeal that is obviously intended, may or may not be directed at a particular person
attitude of sexual appeal that is obviously intended, may or may not be directed at a particular person
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Get the pouting mug.The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.
Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.
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1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !
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Get the poutney mug.1. The condition or status of having french fries, mozzarella cheese curds and beef gravy added to a foodstuff, person or object.
2. A large group of people, or a location containing people, who have great taste.
The term is derived from the Canadian dish "Poutine", which is made of french fries covered in cheese curds and beef gravy. The dish has been known as "Disco Fries" in certain areas of the United States.
2. A large group of people, or a location containing people, who have great taste.
The term is derived from the Canadian dish "Poutine", which is made of french fries covered in cheese curds and beef gravy. The dish has been known as "Disco Fries" in certain areas of the United States.
1. I have poutinized your salad by adding more gravy to it.
2. Canadians have are certainly poutinized as a result of their rich cultural heritage.
2. Canadians have are certainly poutinized as a result of their rich cultural heritage.
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