Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

by Oil Field Trash November 24, 2006

poostronaut

Arose out of such works as ass hat, ass clown, ass bandit, poo jabber and of course ass tronaut. A poostronaut is an insult for an ass hat or ass clown who will boldy go were no ass hat or ass clown has gone before!

1)"Dude, Dave is an ass clown..."
2)"No dude, Dave is a total poostranaut!!"

by Jimmy-jimmy May 13, 2005

Poot

a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.

My butt went poot!

by Crunkmasta Flex August 11, 2003

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.

Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.

by Zach G. November 26, 2003