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Postdicted

To only find something out so far behind it took place that it is almost impossible to not have been aware of it before.
Friend: Oh my God I just started listening to Michael Jackson and it turns out he's dead! I swear this always happens.
Friend 2: Bro, you postdicted that.
by Pastazone June 23, 2020
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postdockery

Self-inflicted fuckery where you apply for another underpaid research position and stay in denial about your career prospects as a Ph.D.
"You were supposed to interview for that research consultancy job today! Why did you do this postdockery instead?!"
by tgwtt October 7, 2021
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Posted Up

To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.
"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"
by Nomencreature March 7, 2022
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Posted

New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.
"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"

"Nah man it's posted so we cant"
by Jacobthemainah May 28, 2022
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Postsexual

Having sexual attraction only affiliated towards Jordan J. Post.
Im really loving the way jordan post eats that sandwich, i feel very postsexual.
by Chrissss pissss November 29, 2022
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Postdac

WORD roots: POST* + DAC**
* = Post on social media
** = A dacian (a person who lived in Dacia, modern day Romania: the ancestors of romanians, besides romans and slavs)

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DEFINITION:
A person that posts frequently on social media about all sorts of political regurgitated propaganda and pretends to be an expert in anything and everything, but also pretends to be the ultimate nationalist / patriot and lives by his ancestors roots.

Example:
Ce POSTDAC e Marcel! Ieri a postat că el nu se vaccinează niciodată și că tunelurile dacice ne vor apăra de atacuri nucleare. Apoi a postat propagandă politică din alte țări, plângându-se de țara noastră.
Joh is such a POSTDAC.
He posted recently that he doesn't trust vaccines and the dacian tunnels extend to Rusia.
by Postdac August 1, 2024
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Postslur

The regretful feeling after using slurs. Regardless if any one is offended, repeated usage of slurs on a daily basis can lead to postslurs. They arrive as intrusive thoughts in your head whenever seeing someone of that caliber.
"I saw a really pretty Latina girl today, but I had a postslur when I saw her hairy arms and called her a gorilla"
by Chipperella August 15, 2024
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