partay pack

A collection of swabs obtained from the genitalia or other point of entry following an unprotected sexual encounter resulting in discharge or 'sores' erupting from said point of entry.

"Girl, I'm going to the ER for a partay pack, gotta medicate this shit so I don't pass it on to my sigother"

by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

by disturbed April 6, 2004

portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

Pontarsonist

A person who repeatedly burns bridges. From the French 'pont', meaning bridge, and the English 'arsonist', meaning one who maliciously sets fire to property.

Jen used to have a lot of friends but she's such a pontarsonist that nobody talks to her anymore.

by neologismo March 6, 2011

Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"

After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012

pertamax

Pertamax is a familiar word on Indonesian blogosphere since bloggers use this word when competing to make the first comment at a great post or article in some blog (usually at celebs blog with so many comments). Come from word "pertama" (indonesian language mean "the first") embed with "x" in the end. So, the first commenter to the post will answer with this word.

Random celeb: "Hello everyone, I'm going to Indonesia tomorrow, see ya there!"

Random commenter: "Pertamax!"

by rextintorz July 14, 2009