poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.

"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."

by Docta Greenthumb July 11, 2009

Poodar

A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.

"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."

by Mr Kelpie September 17, 2012

Poodar

How good your aim is whilst pooing.

Man 1: Ewwww, Jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.

by Shiz'nit definitions December 31, 2008

poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

poobags

A name for a person that is rubbish at everything. Or an expression used to describe something that is not very good.

Hi Poobags how you doing?

That's poobags.

Poobags

by Nic Walker August 23, 2005

Poofa

This is a term that refers to the big bulge that obese people have around their bladder area. It sometimes can look like two big balls of greasy fat. It must be lifted up when engaging in any type of sexual activity and can crush the partner if they are not carefull.

Daaaaamn that's a HUUUUGE BITCH. She has a nasty ass poofa dude. It's pertruding. fuck

by __trumpet__ April 22, 2009