poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002

THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!

Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.

"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)

OR!

"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)

by Marf December 9, 2003

Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

by the Uber-Shovel April 3, 2009

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

Pooniferous

A middle aged transvestite clown that lives in an old 1960s burgundy trailer. Pooniferous is an odd thing that eats children and male semen, but can spawn a fetus from its mouth. He likes to lather himself in peanut butter and likes to make sculptures of his victims with the remaining peanut butter. He is also known to have sick sexual amusement from jumper cables clamped to his pancake nipples.

I just saw pooniferous buying seventeen cans of peanut butter at the grocery store.

I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.

by Pooniferousatemychildren461 March 23, 2011

poontackle

to rape old women.

Jeff Henry is a poontackler. He likes the smell of old granny's coozjuice

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints June 16, 2004

poojit

The name ''poojit'' refers to a boy who is cute, sweet and super talented! Sometimes they can be annoying but he is awesome! If he unfollows you on social media just don't talk to him he shall come back to his senses! :)

Boy: Is that poojit?
Girl: Oh, I'm so excited to meet him, but what is he ignores me?
Boy: Oh no he won't, he is really nice! :)

by yours_only January 4, 2021