by OriSama April 24, 2013
Get the Poogasm mug.A long and thin, spaghetti like shaped piece of compressed fecal matter ejected from one's urethra after anal intercourse
by BadaBoom185 January 4, 2014
Get the pooghetti mug.its a bum that smells of nuclear reactive poogley smell...therfore is a poogler, mostly found in longbeach.
by b-renden May 8, 2006
Get the poogler mug.A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.
"That Pooger's voice sounds like a man's!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"
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Get the poubes (poobs) mug.When a man inserts his penis into an anus and then getting feces on his penis and then inserting his penis into a vagina, causing the woman to get feces in her vagina.
by Chaltz February 11, 2009
Get the Poogina mug.Someone that is really into the different style of having sex.
Or someone who had a terrible accident and really starts to like the fact that there is a stick up his/her behind.
Or someone who had a terrible accident and really starts to like the fact that there is a stick up his/her behind.
Example of Pogosexual people.
Peanut: "Do you know what this means? That one comes out! I always thought it was just, stuck up his ass! But he doesn't have an ass! He's just a Jalapeño."
Jose: "On a stick."
Peanut: "I KNOW! How did he get on the stick?"
Jeff: "I don't know."
Peanut: "Probably in some freak pogo accident, you know boing-boing, criiiiick!"
Jose: "Olé!"
Peanut: "Do you know what this means? That one comes out! I always thought it was just, stuck up his ass! But he doesn't have an ass! He's just a Jalapeño."
Jose: "On a stick."
Peanut: "I KNOW! How did he get on the stick?"
Jeff: "I don't know."
Peanut: "Probably in some freak pogo accident, you know boing-boing, criiiiick!"
Jose: "Olé!"
by foxnov May 7, 2008
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