panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.

College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.

by daCAkid June 5, 2005

Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.

"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."

by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007

Peneration

Verb: The action of sticking one's pinky finger in person's sphincter.

"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"

by PIC: The Shocker April 20, 2010

strip poker

Strip poker can be played many different ways, the most common of wich is to play regular poker and use the clothes as betting objects. It is:

1) The choice game for drunk girls.
2) The choice game for horny boys.
3) The choice game for kinky people.

"Danielle and Jessica were getting it on during strip poker."
"Hell yeah."

by The Literate Chatterbox April 9, 2006

Ponerated

PONERIZED or Ponerated means that one can no longer make the distinction between healthy and pathological thought processes and logic. One who is "ponerated" is no longer able to draw a line between correct thinking and deviate thinking.

And it's my choice to remove ignorant, ponerated people from my Facebook friends when they argue with me.

by amidala64 June 13, 2010

phonerable

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

Pokersleep

Pretending to sleep with your eyes closed while being awake to fool others including parents to think you are asleep. Particularly useful for spying on others as they talk.

Playing psp till 3 am

Parents walk into room

(pokersleep)

Parents leave...

Keep playing

by Guerilla77 December 16, 2010