Poker Dick

A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.

“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”

by Adwala76 March 18, 2022

Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win..

bobby dow is a poker newb

by www.borasisboobsandfinedairyproducts.org please help the cause and buy my milk : ) December 28, 2005

poker face

staright faced. since you have to keep a still face while playing cards.

"he said 'i love you' with a poker face last night, so i think he really meant it."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Poker face

A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.

Yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.

by Thug Life, Ride or Die February 17, 2009

strip poker

A version of poker where the losing hands have to remove an article of clothing.

We will see some roast beef and hangers if we play strip poker with those girls again.

by BigBrian December 20, 2004

kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse

oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!

by macius June 27, 2007

stroker poker

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.

Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.

by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012