platter

A well-trained woman that remains motionless on a table while you eat raw fish off her naked body.

"Bitch, you best be a platter and not move or I'll cut you into sashimi."

by Big Dong Shlong December 18, 2011

poo poo platter

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008

Platte County

a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.

platte city KICKS ASS
dont be hatin

by ASS KICKIN PLATTE COUNTIAN October 6, 2003

plattering

Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream

A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"

"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."

"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."

by B.S. December 8, 2004

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

roge platter

when a female swabs her vaginal canal clean and puts it on a platter to be served for oral consumption

Perrin: Honey, go whip up a roge platter for me?

Paulina: sure thing baby

by perrin merc dis shit January 21, 2010