pizza

a gift from the gods. no one knows why ist so delicious. many have tried...and failed miserably. others have also tried...and SUCCEEDED!!! you can live on this food since you can always change the delicious ham and pepperoni to boring vegetables.

dad: sonny we have pizza today. sonny:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(heard from outer space)

by DATBOOMGUY December 2, 2019

pizza

pizza

pizza

by supascot1 May 24, 2020

pizza

Slice of dough with (mostly) tomato sauce and variety of toppings, e.g. meat, cheese, vegetables etc. But remember, if you put pineapple on pizza, it's no longer pizza. It becones a pie.

Pizza is awesome meal.

by DefinitelyNotToohka June 8, 2020

pizza

Probably one of the most delicious foods in the world

"mum, can we PLEASE have pizza tonight?"
"oh, all right. where from thought?"
"ummmm.........pizza hut?
"ok"
"c'mon!!!!!!"

by ben johnssonn July 28, 2005

pizza

better than anything ever (except beyonce nothing is better than beyonce)

guy 1: dude did you try some of that pizza???

guy 2: yeah it tasted better than sex feels

guy 1: i wouldn't know *tips fedora in shame*

by pizza5eva April 18, 2014

pizza

A dish best served cold.

And in the morning.

The 3 essential food groups are :
Cold pizza, raman noodles, and cereal

by addyAddict May 13, 2009

pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented

G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!

by your best idiot March 16, 2010