pit of misery

The dungeon of terror when you don't bring bud light to a party.

I did not bring bud light to the party so I was sentenced to the pit of misery.

by Ryanraptor December 9, 2017

Pit Of Voles

A very popular fanfic archive website fanfiction.net that has come under fire for the badfic therein.

After banning all adult content, ff.net became known for an absurd ratio of incredibly bad and juvenile fanfiction. Thus, the name "Pit Of Voles" was born on the TWoP Forums.

I took a wonder over to The Pit Of Voles and almost vomited.

by Treehouseman June 12, 2005

Pit Crew

n.

1. A congregation of two or more tools, toolboxes, or toolsheds in the same place at the same time. Commonly frequent bars, night clubs, pool halls, movie theatres, shopping malls, and Blink 182 concerts.

a. I'd go get us a couple beers but that fucking pit crew is standing in front of the bar.

b. The collective IQ of a five-man pit crew usually ranges between 80 and 100.

by jason "jewboy" tracy July 31, 2006

pit of shame

Embarrassment or utter humiliation following from words or actions expressed under the influence of a chemical or substance.

He woke up in the biggest pit of shame, he got wasted and tried to fight his girlfriend.

On Saturday morning i woke up in a pit of shame because I realized I puked all over the bathroom.

by Robby December 22, 2003

pit pounder

The act of inserting the penis into the lubricated armpit and begin a thrusting motion

We gave Lindsay a double pit pounder at work today and it was awesome

by giant diggler September 2, 2009

pit-puss

The act of having sex with another person's armpit. Penetrating the faux orifice, made by the partner clinching the armpit tight to his/her body.

The young couple agreed not to have pre-marital sex so she agreed to letting him hit that pit-puss.

by Theodore Crispin November 26, 2010

Pit Diver

An ambitious law student so inquisitive that time spent in class no longer suffices. This student is the first person to ambush the professor during break or after class, unconcerned with the possibility the professor may also want a break. While other students contemplate a cup of coffee or are packing their bags, this student races to the professors side with some far flung question or comment on the day's lesson, seemingly in an attempt to impress the professor.

1L #1: Hey, I can't wait for this class to be over.

1L #2: Me neither, only a minute left.

61 SECONDS ELAPSE

1L #1: Wow, look at pit diver, he's already asked 3 questions.

by BLS_1_L April 1, 2011