phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007

Phone deaf

The act of being really good at ignoring a ringing phone. Selective hearing as it applies to the telephone.

Mom, "Do you think Kyle is going deaf? He walked right by that ringing phone!"

Dad, "Nah, he's just phone deaf!"

by Oldbull June 28, 2009

Do u have games on ur phone?

This sentence is used normally from a yougen within the age of 5-9. Many young children get drop kicked after asking this question.
Do u have game on ur phone?

Child: "Hey Laila"

Me: "What do you want now"

Child: "Do u got games on ur phone?"

Me: *violently drop kicks yougen out of my room*
Do u have games on ur phone?

by "I AM GETTING TRIGGERED" -Drew February 22, 2019

phoned it in

Being generally lazy with a task. Doing it half-assed instead of with your full ass.

Guy 1: Did you watch the last season of the O.C.?
Guy 2: It sucked.
Guy 1: Yeah, they really phoned it in on that one. They just kept killing people off and making up new characters.

Man 1: I phoned it in on work on friday. I basically did nothing all day but eat a sandwich.

by JDtheReviewer January 6, 2008

Smart Phone

Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.

As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.

by Bullshitzer June 3, 2010

New phone, who dis?

When a person asks you a question you don't want to answer you say "new phone, who dis" to avoid answering. From vine Wellington Boyce.

Side chick: babe

You: Wuts up ?
Side chick: I love you;)
You: new phone, who dis?
Side chick: what!?
You: NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!? NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!?

by jutn July 22, 2015

Hoe Phone

A prepaid cell phone used to call escorts, drug dealers and vice versa so that law enforcement cannot trace the phone back to you.

I just called an 18 year old escort from craigslist with my Hoe Phone!

by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009