poexting

Doing poetry through texting.

Texter 1: Ur so sweet, u gv me cvties.
Texter 2: What's that?
Texter 1: Poexting

by zbrcht September 18, 2009

Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014

He-peating

When a woman says something and it is ignored, but a man says the exact same thing and he is called a genius.

Bob was just he-peating Betty's idea that had been ignored when the Board stated it was the best idea they had ever heard.

by Mwcmiaw October 13, 2018

petting

playing with hair of a woman or man but not sex

brad is petting Angelina.

by kama420 July 30, 2015

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

Peeting

The act of washing you armpits with your own feet.

'I was in the bath peeting'

by ExactlyLL May 4, 2018