petit con

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced

Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.

by Marla Beer January 22, 2004

petitite

Petty obsession with losing weight or being petite

It's gross if not downright burgeois this trend to recomment being petitite.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC

I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?

by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011

Petit

Skinny. Bean Pole looking. Similar to the Nelson twins after a six-month anorexia trip. Derived from the latin word petite. Anyone Petit is so skinny they lost the e.

The danger of being Petit is that the indiviual may start to take on certain Klingon like traits.

The other day I was hanging at the taco stand and this girl walked by. She was so petit I force fed her my Burrito.

by Tom Baker September 14, 2006

Petite

A more slender woman.

My friend is about 5 ft 7 and is Petite since she really decreased weight! By that her size now is smaller that she even can wear girls clothing.

by Arturo Bhutan December 25, 2018

Petit Mort

A small death.

As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.

by Hector July 16, 2003

petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004