Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.

Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.

by drix August 23, 2006

2002 person

a 2002 person is the best person to be around.

outgoing,smart,fun,funny as hell

if you were born in 2002, you are the best person to be around!

wow, shes\hes so down to earth.

yeah! because shes\hes a 2002 person

by imjustwaitingfortheworldtoend February 6, 2020

person 1

Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush

Person 1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?

by robcraine December 28, 2005

personal book

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.

Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?

by appledude69 November 1, 2009

Personal Stoner

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.

Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.

by C Jara May 3, 2011

Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.

I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun

Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!

by robelliott September 9, 2011