Percussionist

A band kid, usually either really hot or really weird. Or both. (Stay away from those ones)

PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!

PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.

PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

Pernus

An odd or deformed penis.

"damn, chad's got a pernus."
"how bad is it?"
"its fuckin bad..."

by DankAssKush12345 February 11, 2017

Perjury

A potato player who makes everyone on the team look good.

Bahi: When are you comming back? I nees my perjury

by TheRealPerjury January 24, 2018

percussis

The process of coughing with enough force to cause a concussion

Mr. Anderson coughed so hard his ass must have contracted the "percussis."

by The Torse January 21, 2016

percussian

Pretty much loud and never listen to the tempo

MORE COWBELL (always said in percussian

by Percussian rick November 23, 2017

Perjungled

Extremely messy and disorganized

My college folder is so Perjungled

by OTGSWEEPERKEEPER February 23, 2020