Someone who fails at life
by Liberator 68.5 April 27, 2020
Get the Patheticmug. When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
Get the Lie-patheticalmug. by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023
Get the Weak and Patheticmug. A girl who goes out on their ex friends boat with their ex friends ex boyfriend & then posts in on social media like it’s a win.
by Shadyday2022 September 10, 2022
Get the Patheticmug. The Pathet Lao were a quite unknown but major group of communist guerrilas in Laos similar to the viet cong and viet minh and Khmer Rouge.
They were active during the vietnam war and still control Laos today.
Many people were killed in the civil war.
They were active during the vietnam war and still control Laos today.
Many people were killed in the civil war.
Chou: I hate those Pathet Lao the slaughtered my entire family.
Anh: I know, I wish Laos would drop communist rule.
Anh: I know, I wish Laos would drop communist rule.
by Samnang07 April 16, 2020
Get the pathet laomug. by sdaht15 April 15, 2019
Get the Patheticmug. What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
Get the Pathetic Radarmug.