bald parrot

When you are at the movies (on a date or with friends) and there is an irritating asshole in front of you, making noise or talking, you pull your ball sack out, rest it on his shoulder, and you shout "BAKAW" (bird noise, works for better effect if you make a parrot noise, whatever that may be).

This non-gentleman at the movies last weekend kept sneezing. My girlfrind and I could not hear our movie so we got pissed. I decided to take things into my own hands, bald parrot time, to shut this fucker up once and for all. I pulled my shaved nut sack out, gently sat it on his shoulder, a screamed BAKAW!!! He got the point that he was being a noisy asshole, and he left. Problem solved.

bald parrot by badossnotbadass August 1, 2008

Crotch Parrot 

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.

I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.

Crotch Parrot by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013

rusty parrot 

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

rusty parrot by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE 

BEST BAND EVER

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"

MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021

Google-parrot 

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.

Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"

Google-parrot by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022

Line Parrot 

A person who people think is funny... but in truth all they're doing is quoting lines from funny movies, t.v. shows, or other media.

Annoyed person #1: Dude, why do people think Ben is so funny? All he ever does is quote Dane Cook.
Annoyed person #2: Yeah man, guys a total line parrot... and douche.

Line Parrot by Brock Boneswell November 17, 2009

shoulder parrot 

A shoulder parrot is when you walk up behind somebody who is sitting down and proceed to rest your testicles and penis on their shoulder. Bonus points if you say "Ahoy captain!"

Chris took my seat so I rewarded him with a fine shoulder parrot. Arrr!

shoulder parrot by Fygg Nuuton January 31, 2014