Pornography

Sex on the internet that people watch because they're either unhappy with their sex life or they're just plain ugly and can't get any action.

Bob: Hey.
Joe: Hey man! What's up?
Bob: Nothing, I'm just watching something.
Joe: Oh...What are you watching?
Bob: I'm watching a girl get fucked in the ass.
Joe: ...You're watching pornography?
Bob: Yeah.
Joe: ...Oh...
Bob: Don't you watch it?
Joe: No. I'm happy with my sex life, and I'm not ugly.
Bob: (yells in a pissed off way)Thanks a lot man! (hangs up)
Joe: ...You're welcome...?.....He really is ugly.

by Scooby-doo! November 4, 2009

pernography

n. (pern-ah'-graf-y) Erotica involving dragons and/or dragon-riders.

"Hey did you hear Anne McCaffrey is going to be at FurryCon this year? I can't wait to go and purchase some pictures of lucious lizard lovin' for my pernography collection!"

by Nestor Makhno January 1, 2009

pornographone

a machine wich serves mainly the function of displaying contents of a pornographic nature, with some additional features in more advanced models

"I've just updated my pornographone to windows 7"
"my pornographone contains 3 internets"

by john the exploder May 9, 2012

purnography

Purnography or purn is the explicit depiction of josemonesq subject matter, especially with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer. It is to a certain extent similar to joserotica, which is the use of josemon-arousing imagery for mainly artistic purposes. Over the past few decades, an immense industry for the production and consumption of purnography has grown, due to emergence of the VCR, the DVD, and the Internet, as well as the emergence of social attitudes more tolerant of josemonesq portrayals. Performers in purnography are referred to as purnographic actors (or actresses), or the more commonly known title, "purn star", and are generally seen as qualitatively different from their non-purnographic counterparts.

My girlfriend and I watched some purnography to get hot and bothered. and then we had hot sex.

by Dr FISH PhD March 30, 2008

Porkographic

The Lane Bryant commercials that run during the Victorias Secret Fashion Show.

Look at those hot women... Totally porkographic.

by Kimberlita December 1, 2010

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016

pawnography

The study of the wider power struggles in a tv show, book series or other form of media, often taking into account the implications of manipulation and backstabbing on other characters and the overall story. Also refers to a chart, diagram or internal mapping of such power struggles as a result of intensive pawnographic study.

Complex pawnographies often take on a web-like appearance; simpler pawnographies can be explained in a linear fashion. Some stories may have an unclear or unresolved pawnography, and others may have none at all.

Depending on the preferences of the individual, pawnography can be described as twisted, perverse, mind-bending, life-changing, or exactly what decent writing needs.

Friend A: Dude, check out this wicked pawnographic study I found.
Friend B: I don’t know man, the Game of Thrones pawnography looks too involved.

by AnonyTee March 4, 2018