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Palestine

Palestine (formerly known as Palaestina) is a region in the Middle East that was renamed by the Roman Empire in 135 CE in an effort to minimise the Jewish identity of the land after a Jewish uprising.

The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.

Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.

As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.

Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
Person One: "Have you heard of that land Palestine ?"
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
by SirBillingsworth March 2, 2025
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Palestinated

An illusion of person who think he have a country and that Jesus born Palestinian even thought the Islam religion invented 600 years later, also group of people that don't know that Jewish people were in the land of Israel 5000 years before any muslim.
He got palestinated even though he read the historic facts.
by Zivgordon December 30, 2023
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Palestined

To attack someone else and then shed crocodile tears and spread propaganda when retaliated.
He slapped you first and started crying and dehumanizing you when you slapped him back. He palestined you.
by FreePalestine😭 December 27, 2023
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Palestinized

Converted a peaceful country into a country of terror regime, killing and terrorizing its neighbors
This government palestinized its country
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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Palestined

Staring a fight, and then blaming the other side for starting it, using irrelevant events from a long time ago
Did you heard that

Jackie stole my boyfriend? And now she is blaming me for starting it because I stole a pen from her in frist grade. She totally Palestined me
by Your perfect girl December 26, 2023
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palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"
by John niglington December 27, 2024
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Palestinize

When someone makes something up and insults you for disagreeing instead of bringing up counterpoints
I was Palestinized when I was told I didn't pay rent when I actually did and sent my landlord proof, but he just insulted me back
by Factoid12342023 October 29, 2023
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