Get the Having The Painters Inmug. When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.
by JunkHunk February 14, 2018
Get the Painters touchmug. "Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs September 16, 2012
Get the carpet paintermug. When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
Get the Painters Pludgermug. by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010
Get the Sky Paintermug. A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010
Get the Painter's Specialmug. When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.
I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.
by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023
Get the Indonesian Street Line Paintermug.