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australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?
by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010
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Pedophilia

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder
John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia
by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017
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pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to children.
Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.
by Jon Wing June 3, 2005
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Freshman Pedophile

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle
Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile
by Franco April 18, 2003
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Reverse Pedophile

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.
Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."
by shley Thompson December 28, 2008
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Pedophilaphobia

An abnormal Fear of becoming a pedophile, or fear of pedophiles if you have children near you. could be related to OCD or other anxiety disorders. Symptoms include researching about pedophiles, it could lead to pedophobia if it gets too severe, which is a fear of children.
Patient to their Psychologist, What is the name of fear of becoming pedophile?

Psychologist: "let me make up a term here, let's coin it Pedophilaphobia , maybe it may even become a new word in the Webster dictionary one day!

OCD patient, " I am so pumped that I potentially helped you make literary history!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 30, 2015
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pedophiliaphobia

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.
by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017
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