pwned

the stupidest fucking word used on the internet today. people think its funny or cool to use this word, when really they sound like fucking idiots.

"---"got pwned...im soo cool , i used 'pwned'!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Laety March 26, 2008

pwnedwtfXD

pwnedwtfXD is j00 when my german stealth ninjas bust into your house and are all "Wtf die" and your all "*wets himselff*" so they're all "ahaha pansy" and chop your lips off with a parry knife and eat them for breakfast

Me: *head asplode*
Ninja: What you say?!?!

by Tyler Friant April 16, 2005

pwned

to humiliate: usually relating to first person shooter computer games.

Deliberate mispelling of the word "owned".

"pwned!!!"

by MuthaPlucka January 3, 2007

pwndz

An exclamatory form of the word pwnd. Used to emphasis the fact that one just handed out a solid ass-kicking, and represents the fact that you did more than just pwn someone.

"I just capped you in the face! You got pwndz loser! GG NO RE THX"

by Chris D. January 16, 2006

pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

by Jeff January 3, 2007

pwnd

to be massacred by a six year old child while playing halo 3

did you see that!!! that little shitholle just pwnd me

by lunetico August 8, 2008

pwned

Common mistyping of "owned" (because the "p" key is next to "o" on a keyboard). To dominate in a multiplayer game, or to be very very good in some other way ("Metallica pwned at Monsters Of Rock")

I really pwned on that map! Silly variation: "pweened".

by rogerzilla January 3, 2007