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The collective term for a gathering of Asian boys. Derives from the arabic 'punjaabi'; a noun describing eastern culture. The use of this term saves time in reciting all their names:
e.g. A punjab gathers outside the Kwik-E-Mart, as opposed to;
Look, there's saeed, sanjiv, mohhamed,mohhamod, umar, hassan, mohhamid and raj

A word you may find proves to become a useful tool.
Punjab by neville neville May 28, 2008
A vague sexual act performed between four or more contortionists. The act can include, but is not limited to; japs, bheezy, Qudoba, and adderol
So I gave this girl the best punjab of her life last night at Qudoba
punjab by seandree December 16, 2009
An abbreviated version of "Punch in the Pussy"
Pun: Short for Punani
Jab: Another word for punch
Don't make my punjab you, sucka!
Punjab by J to tha J November 8, 2007
A state in India with the highest number of female foeticides.

A backward state where education is not valued and women are expected/ forced to get married young and reproduce.

Women are still second class citizens here as men have the final say in all decisions.

Dowry is highly prevalent. Arranged marriages are forced on young girls.

Unrealistic amounts of money is spent on wedding celebrations as its a measure of status and wealth. The marriage ceremony is under appreciated as all the focus is on showing off.

Many males of Punjab who are residents in foreign countries commit fraud- they get married to an innocent girl in Punjab, take the dowry, spend a few months with them and then leave their 'wives'. These men then return to the foreign country where they reside and lead carefree lives of a bachelor with no intention of going back.

The women are helpless, some of them have kids and the in-laws take them away. As these women are uneducated they can't do much to help themselves. Some of them are forced by society to live with the in-laws and take care of them. Others are like refugees in their own homes.

The state of Punjab has good people too but this is also a cruel reality of this place.
A- "I'm looking for a eligible bachelor for my daughter".

B- " I know a good family in punjab."
A-" Ok, but if he's a non resident of India, then forget it, he's probably a fraud ! "
Punjab by Thecruelreality August 30, 2013
in trouble, in a pile of shit, getting screwed
You are gonna be in a panjabi if you dont study for the finals.
panjabi by Ghandi's kitchen July 12, 2013
tha silly punjabjab jus pushed in
punjabjab by jordan July 27, 2003