bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 March 29, 2006

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.

Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.

by Emadrio October 18, 2010

prune brain

A person whose intelligence is impaired either permanently or temporarily. The latter condition is most often associated with unexpectedly encountering other road traffic whilst sitting in the driving seat of a motor vehicle. See also halfwit moron cretin imbecile boy racer idiot muppet teenager

"No of course I'm not upset that you pulled out of a side road right in front of me, thereby endangering myself and my entire family. Think nothing of it, Prune Brain!"

by Robo283 April 26, 2008

Stewed Prune

Someone who is wrinkly in appearance. Mostly used as an insult.

Stop trying to hit on me, you stewed prune!

by Dinoclaire101 June 24, 2018

Prune Steak

A steak dish created by Pearl Redhouse. It is made by marinating a steak in prune juice. This gives the steak a very fruity favor, slightly tangy yet sweet.

Pearl: Hey Nelson, you want one of Aunt Pearl's Prune Steaks?

Nelson: Yuck. What's a Prune Steak?

Pearl: You just marinate the steak in prune juice. Trust me honey, you're gonna love it!

Nelson: (Pearl serves the steak; Nelson takes a bite) Sweet! This is awesome Aunt Pearl!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 07, 2011

cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.

Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.

by the crumbums December 29, 2010