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100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.
by parabola1979 January 5, 2012
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Bob Probert

Generally regarded as the toughest fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. As notorious for his off-ice problems with alcohol and cocaine, and subsequent legal problems, as his on-ice beligerence
Bob Probert led the league with 398 penalty minutes.
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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No Problemo

An American slang term that bears no relation to real Spanish, but is used widely in films and TV shows.

The correct Spanish terms are:

No hay problema; No hay de que; Ningun problema; No te preocupes, etc., etc., but NEVER "no problemo," which makes the speaker (or film and TV script writer) sound provincial and ignorant.
"Dude, can I borrow your car?"

"No problemo! (usually uttered with an annoying surfer-dude or frat-boy tone).
by Madre2 August 25, 2010
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Anal Probe

a Name for a Part of a Alien Abduction whne they stick a Probe into The Abductie's Anal Regions
by Clint H. Hoyt February 8, 2007
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GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009
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Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.
I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.
by SenexTheWise November 19, 2010
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second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.
Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.
by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017
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