Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021

Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025