porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

brazillian porcupine

a circle of men and women

there was a brazillian porcupine at the festival

by anonymous July 24, 2022

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

porcupined

When the porcupine catches you lacking.

I was porcupined in the forest last night.

by Blizito August 28, 2021

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021