Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it

Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.

by qpl January 30, 2015

eskimo popsicle

a frozen log of poo used as a dildo

she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.

by peppypip May 6, 2010

European Popsicle

When a male wraps a ice pack around his penis for 10 minutes, fucks a girl in the ass, then has the girl suck his penis.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a European popsicle last night!

by Sunshine 69 April 8, 2009

Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Let's blow this popsicle stand

How about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.

It's 5 o'clock! We're done work let's blow this popsicle stand.

by MonicaCHarvey August 28, 2006

messy popsicle

When you stick your cock down a bitches throat as far as you can, and blow your load down her throat. Usually the partner will gag fiercely and splooge will run down her face like someone eating a messy popsicle.

Yo, I gave that twat waffle a messy popsicle.

by codeez-nutz January 18, 2007