pooh crumbs

the residue on the butt rim a couple hours after taking a shit

last night lu spread his shit and everyone saw his gnarly pooh crumbs

by reese withersoon February 9, 2008

Pooh Ninja

A person that drops a turd bomb in the bathroom and leaves just before you enter.

I went to use the secret bathroom on the 3rd floor only to find that the damn "Pooh Ninja" had struck again.

by PoohNinja June 3, 2010

pooh-haw

Dismissively reject without consideration

Why do you always "pooh-haw" my ideas?

by Sam man July 7, 2006

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

pooh wipe

toilet paper,asshole

That pooh wipe slapped my mom!

by lalapanda January 11, 2009

Pooh Tooth

A tooth that has become brown due to a dead root, poor dental hygiene, and/or habits such as smoking or drinking cola that cause teeth to brown over time.

That skeezer's got a pooh tooth!

by Zongerfield December 14, 2010

Pooh mustache

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.

Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.

by JYW1 January 4, 2011